Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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