Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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