your thong is hanging out like whoa
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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