Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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