I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
