Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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