Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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