I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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