She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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