i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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