Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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