Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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two words...techno handjob
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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