i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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