..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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