Porn is love you can see.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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