when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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