smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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