I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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