if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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