Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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