they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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