SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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