A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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