She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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