If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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