Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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