I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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