just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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