at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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