The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My breath smells like gin and sadness
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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