i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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You. Win. At. Life.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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