I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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