He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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