Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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