just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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