you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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