Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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