Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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