Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just pee around me
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
