I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
