A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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