Porn is love you can see.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize