It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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