...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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