it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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