Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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