from now on my penis is your penis
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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