Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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