clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
not ubering you a puppy
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