I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
there was a trapeze. enough said
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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