I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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