your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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