i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
