We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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