have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I will be naked everywhere
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos