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(269): View more from Michigan

Pants 0. Shit 1.

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(650): View more from California

Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.

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(315): View more from New York

we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.

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(876): View more from Jamaica

After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone

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(812): View more from Indiana

Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?

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(253): View more from Washington

drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.

(307): View more from Wyoming

I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...

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(425): View more from Washington

I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day

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(360): View more from Washington

Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Nope.

(360): View more from Washington

You kept saying you had to be safe.

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