who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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